Milhouse is so awesome

• Remember when you watched my goldfish and it died and you said I never had a goldfish? Then why’d I have the bowl, Bart? WHY’D I HAVE THE BOWL???
  
• Everything’s coming up Milhouse today.
• There’s plenty of Milhouse to go around.
• (Attempts to type "Thrillhouse" into an arcade machine) THRILLHO
• Why do you have a social worker? I'm the one with stigmata.
• Bart, you said there would be fudgicles. But where are the fudgicles?
• Homer: Do you know how to cook dinner?
  Milhouse: DO I! (starts taking out pots and pans)
  
• I’m ready to tell you why I’ve been crying on the playground now.
• My mom says I’m cool.
• ...my mom says I’m the handsomest guy in school
  
• OH NO….MY CHANGE PURSE!!!!
• I’m not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
  
• Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
  Kids: [taunting] Lisa likes Nelson!
  Milhouse: She does not!
  Kids: [taunting] Milhouse likes Lisa!
  Janey: He does not!
  Kids: [taunting] Janey likes Milhouse!
  Uter: She does not!
  Kids: [taunting] Uter likes Milhouse!
  Mr. Largo: Nobody likes Milhouse!
• Milhouse: Dad, can I have some money for a panda cone?
  Kirk: What happened to the $300 I send your mother every month?
  Milhouse: Weekday Dad wanted a DVD player.
• Remember Alf? He’s back, and in Pog form!
• It's called lice, and it's nothing to be ashamed of!
• I'll kick your butt! (pauses) At Nintendo.
• I'm a real human boy! I have feelings, just like you!
• Milhouse: (hugging his stuffed dog): Ahh.. Fluffy goo goo fetch me a dream!
• Milhouse: Behold gravity, in all its glory!
  Mrs. Krabbappel: Pretty lame, Milhouse.
• (After eating all the chocolate dip at a fair): Ants are crawling into my mouth, and I don’t even care!
• Lisa: "Oh, Milhouse, I could never think of you in that way. You're like my big sister."
  Milhouse: "No, I'm NOT! Why does everybody keep SAYING that??"